Inspired by our ScubaRadio exploits in FIJI, this tale comes from the twisted mind of Captain Patrick Prainito from our World of Boating radio show. While this is a work of fiction, we have no doubt Patrick used this creative outlet as therapy for dealing with Greg The Divemaster, Bill The Producer and the entire ScubaRadio cast of characters. We have hired extra security and encourage you to add Kava Screw to your reading list. 😉