Pros in Paradise

ScubaRadio 13th year anniversary show this Saturday!

Yes…its true! We are celebrating our 13th year on the air this Saturday! April 1st is our actual anniversary….no foolin! We will be doing a live show with several special surprizes and possibly a few giveaways!…So consider yourself warned and make every attempt to listen in live to this special broadcast Saturday from 3-5pm EST.

ScubaRadio at BTS and on Radio Margaritaville!

This weekend we head to the Beneath the Sea dive show in New Jersey. Look for us near the entrance and register to win a spot on the next ScubaRadio ScubaCruise in the Turks and Caicos with Explorer Ventures liveaboards July 31 – August 7, 2010! We'll also have giveaways from Olympus underwater cameras, NANUK protective hard cases, and Mel Fisher’s Treasures!

We will also being heading over to the Sirius-XM studios to do a guest spot on Jimmy Buffett's Radio Margaritaville Saturday night sometime between 7-10pm!

Irish joke for St Pattys Day…thanks to Single Scott for passing along this one…:-)

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO 
 
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. 
 
She said, ‘I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. 
 
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' 
 
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' 
 
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. 
 
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?' 
 
The other answered, ‘I don't know – I thought you were watching.' 
 
MORAL OF THE STORY – 
 
Not all Irish are drunks, 
Not all blondes are dumb, 
but all men…are, well, men.

Jimmy Buffett is a liar!

The weather has sucked balls ever since arriving back home in Orlando. I heard a song by Jimmy Buffett last week that said you can “Take the Weather with You.” So what happen to the great weather I experienced last week in the Keys? He is a lying bastard!…but I still like the tune…;-)

Mermaid bait?

I get this question a lot when out the ScubaRadio Mermaids...;-)

 
While my charm and overall good looks should be enough, know the only real reason they put up with my BS is because of the cool places they get to go as a ScubaRadio mermaid.