Scuba Radio

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO 
 
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. 
 
She said, ‘I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. 
 
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' 
 
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' 
 
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. 
 
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?' 
 
The other answered, ‘I don't know – I thought you were watching.' 
 
MORAL OF THE STORY – 
 
Not all Irish are drunks, 
Not all blondes are dumb, 
but all men…are, well, men.

CJ is missing, Jimmy the Bubble Boy is laying on the couch wearing only mask fin and snorkel with “Naked Scuba Boy” finger painted across his chest, and there is a 3-foot Tiger shark swimming around in my bathtub…..Good times!

The weather has sucked balls ever since arriving back home in Orlando. I heard a song by Jimmy Buffett last week that said you can “Take the Weather with You.” So what happen to the great weather I experienced last week in the Keys? He is a lying bastard!…but I still like the tune…;-)

We are just leaving Key West. I'm now a investor at Mel Fisher's. I get to dive the Atocha any time over the next year. I get a share of the GOLD, SILVER & TREASURE they find. I can also bring someone to dive with me. Any takers?

Greg and I are having a great time in key largo. We have a couple of new mermaids Toni and Kelsey. They are great and very good models!